(Android Sisters:)
Porgy Tirebiter!
He's a spy and a girl delighter,
Orgie Firefighter!
He's just a student like you
If you're looking for a Captain of the Ringball Team,
You can bet he won't be there
You'll find him pa-popping off at Pop's Sodium Shoppe,
Tr-trailing a red, with red hair
Doobie doo-wah
Porgy Tirebiter!
Just a student like you!
(PORGY:) "Like me?!"
Just a student like you!
(Father:) "Stop singing and finish your homework !"
Just a student like you! ooooooooooo"