Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Bob Harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)
FZ:
"Hello there, welcome to the show No, we are not going to play 'Cheepnis' - that's right - but we are collecting underpants, and we are collecting brassieres, we are collecting small articles of feminine underclothing We are making a quilt really - trust me So here's the deal, if you're a girl and you're wearing a dress, whip 'em off, that's it, see? No problem Even with a pin what does it say? 'Nobody's perfect' I guess so What we got here? Oh Now let's see what's on the inside Uh huh, trainer coos Okay S'more, s'more Underpants, brassieres, just send 'em up, no problem Oh, you'll warm up to it If you're wearing pants and you have bikinis on underneath your pants, rip the edges and pull 'em out; if you're wearing those big old ugly cotton jobs go to the toilet and take 'em off, okay? So far, ladies and gentlemen, the response from this particular community has not been especially gratifying Perhaps you're a little bit too intellectual here Here's something tasteful, very tasteful
You'll get into it Oh, some more - look - it's almost like going to a, well, never mind Heh, heh, heh I just want to remind you that you are in direct competition with Chicago, which so far has produced the highest yield of female underclothes of any place in the United States Oh, here's one, thank you very much Chicago, if you'll recall, was the town in which we received the very famous Voodoo Butter Underpants heh, heh the pants that nearly broke Tommy Mars' neck As soon as he took a whiff of those, his head went back this far, and he was heard to mutter 'Jeezus' So, we don't care what kind of condition they're in What've we got here? 'Twat Book', okay Uh huh, very good - Zeets, whadduya think? He already has that one no problem, though Well, tonight you're gonna be entertained by; Ike Willis on guitar and vocals; Tommy Mars on keyboards and 'Jeezus' You're also going to be entertaining yourselves a little bit, but don't worry about it Steve Vai on guitar, vocals and light blue hair"

IKE:
"Another contestant over there"
FZ:
"Oh, some more? Okay Vinnie Colaiuta on booklet Now what does this say? 'Hi Frank, how about'what does this say? 'My hat from thehow about wearing my hatwearing' How about this, this is a college community, right? 'How about wearing, w-e-r-e-i-n-g never mind Arthur Barrow on bass; Bob Harris on keyboards, high vocal trumpet and vegetables; and, ladies and gentlemen, the world-famous Ray White on guitar and vocals Okay, you ready? One, two, three, four"