I was a rebel from the day i left school
Grew my hair long and broke all the rules
I'd sit and listen to my records all day
With big ambitions of where i could play

My parents taught me what life was about
So i grew up the type they warned me about
They said my friends were just an unruly mo
And i should get a haircut and get a real jo

Get a haircut and get a real jo
Clean your act up and don't be a slo
Get it together like your big brother bo
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real jo

I even tried that 9 to 5 scene
I told myself that it was all a bad dream
I found a band and some good songs to play
And now I party all night, I sleep all day

I met this chick she was my No1 fan
She took me home to meet her mommy and dad
They took one look at me and said ("oh my god")
Get a haircut and get a real jo

Get a real job, why don't you get a real jo
Get a real job, why don't you get a real jo

I hit the big time with my rock 'n' roll band
The future's brighter now than I'd ever planned
I'm ten times richer than my big brother bo
And he, he's got a haircut he's got a real jo

Why don't you get a haircut and get a real jo

I even tried that 9 to 5 scene