(flight attendant )

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seatbelts we are nearing
Jamaica -- one of the "beguiling isles," born of earth's torments whu-nu-nu-nu's
Airlines is pleased to announce our new rubberneck helper evening tour at the
Wide river your pulse will thrive in the pervasive beat as you wile away the night to
Calypso music played with torches yes, you in the third world, snap on a palm leaf and
Receive a complimentary electrifying warhol cut and free glass of tia maria don't be
Alarmed if you feel a little turbulence during touchdown it's merely the rastaman
Vibration!

Da, da-doo
Da, doo
Da, da-doo
Doo
Da, da-doo
Da, doo
Da, da-doo
Doo

(chorus)

Rubberneck,
Do you want buy ganja
Rubberneck,
Do you want to follow me home
Rubberneck,
We're gonna' get your money
Rubberneck,
We're gonna' cut you never go home

Had enough of workin',
I need a rest, I need a piece of paradise
Been inside for so long,
Ain't seen the sun and my skin's turnin' grey to white
Heard a man on the street talkin',
He and his old lady havin' warm caribbean nights
So, I go to jamaica and all they tell me is

(chorus)

Oh, sweet jamaica,
Sleepy little island in the middle of the deep blue sea
They got herb the best in the world,
A place every red-blooded hippie should be, yeah
So, I go pack my bag make a plane,
'cause the man's talkin' warm caribbean nights
Here I go to jamaica to jamaica and all the natives go

Da, da-doo
Da, doo
Da, da-doo
Doo
Da, da-doo
Da, doo
Da, da-doo
Doo

(chorus)

Had enough jamaica,
I need a rest, I need a piece of paradise
No more rasta red,
Will a knife 'bout to cut my throat, yeah, and all that jive, no
So, I go pack my bag,
Make a plane for the states before it's too late ah, bye-bye
To jamaica

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