I know I've done it again
Left myself an impossible situation
So drop the bomb and we'll drink to whose left standing

Raise your glass, join the toast
Pass the parcel til the bubble bursts
Set the fuse place the charge
Try your best to dodge the blast

Five died one embarrassed survivor
Tried to raise a smile but failed
Shell shocked grimace glued to his face
And trailed off to the bar

Start again, raise your glass
Pass the parcel til the bubble bursts
Then pull it up rip it up tear it to shreds
Hurry on with the next

Fun to guess
If a little complicated
The winning hand won't always take it your way
Place your bets swill it down

Start again, knowing full well
You've left yourself an impossible situation
So drop the bomb and drink to whose left standing
Bollocks!

Tough shit, that's all you get
Do ya want to remember or try and forget
Whatever's left just a passing memory
Might as well just raise your glass