By Mr I and the Rainbow Singers

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Pumpkin patch, pumpkin patch,
Headin' out to the pumpkin patch
Pumpkin patch, pumpkin patch
Headin' out to the pumpkin patch

Pumpkins are pretty sneaky, they like to hide in the fields
Under a leaf, under a bush, they keep perfectly still
It's a good thing that they're orange, or they'd be hard to see
Gonna catch me one of them pumpkins, a special one for me

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Pumpkins aren't very scary, unless you give them a face
A smile or a frown, eyes up or down, teeth all over the place
Gonna carve me one of them pumpkins, put a candle inside to burn
Then instead of a pumpkin, it'll be a jack o'lantern

Hey hey, I'm goin' today, hay ride hang on
Hey hey, what can I say,
Gotta catch 'em before they're gone

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So if you happen to see a pumpkin,
When you're out on hallowe'en night
Don't stop and stare, you better beware
He'll give you an awful fright
Just keep on trick or treating, don't even say hello
He might jump up, and follow you home,
You just never know!

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