[phones ringing, babies crying]

white guy: Hi how ya doin' ?

nurse: Doctor's office, could you hold please? Yes sir can I help you?

white guy: Yes I have a four o'clock appointment, I'm here to get my shot

nurse: Okay, come right with me

white guy: This isn't gonna take too long is it?

nurse: Here we are, here have a seat right here

white guy: Oh great, thanks, thanks

nurse: The doctor will be right with you, and can I get you anything?

white guy: Uhh maybe a glass of water would be great

nurse: Okay great

[door shuts]

white guy: Damn, what is taking so long?

[door creaks open, funky music in the backround]

doctor Ice Cube: Yo wussup?

white guy: Hi how ya doin' ?

doctor Ice Cube: Alright, let's see what we got here uhh, Mr White huh?

white guy: Yes sir that's me

doctor Ice Cube: heh, I heard you don't like shots do ya?

white guy: No I sure don't

doctor Ice Cube: Aww you're a big boy uhh this won't hurt a bit,
jus' uhh turn your head

white guy: Let's get this over with

doctor Ice Cube: yeah uhh, rub a little alcohol on there, right here,
for you, and uhh brace yourself!

[click]

[BANG!]