Between here and Trondheim, beyond the gates of Hell
At least so I've been told, Blackmetal Panda's dwell
Inverted crosses are their favourite toys
And they make a fuckin' lot of noise!
They stroll through winterlands whining about their 'flu
I said purgatory should warm them up
Somehow they never get amused
Burning churches gives them great PR
Just leave these fools for what they are!
Most Evil Kreeps
Howling in the depth of night, You'd better go back to bed
Take away your corpsepaint and read some Nietzsche instead
Your horrid language merely makes me frown
Please take away these dumb Norwegian clowns!
Most Evil Kreeps