Wake up!
Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only King,
Bowser Koopa
I'm a turtle as you see
A little slow and alittle green
But I'm the whole I'd say
Supa Dupa

Princess Toadstool, I know you're freightened
But if you knew just why you're here
Your fear would just be heightened
So let's just say
Ignorance is bliss

Well, I'd wait to be a bummer
I've brought you here to bring me plumbers
You know those brothers
Oh, what's their name?
Oh yes, Mario and Luigi
Just sound of them makes me quesy
I'd like to take that monkey wrench
I'd play my own game

Prince Toadstool, you're so misguided
I've never found of bookworms
But then again this one does make good Mario bait
I can't wait
Ignorance is bliss!

With my magic book
I'll shower those crumsy lizards with my power
Until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel
My only problem with these spells
Is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed
And all I want are those plumbing fools

Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better
I'll say it again!
Ignorance is Bliss!

Haven't you heard a picture's worth 1000 words

You call yourself a princess but you're a brainiac in a dress
I can't believe you waste time with these books
you remind me of my kid sister
she read so much she got a blister
A big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a snook!!

(I'd like to get my hands onjust one time with a monkey wrench

I'd fix their plumbing)

Princess Toadstool, I know you're freightened (So misguided)
But if you knew just why you're here
Your fear would just be heightened

Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever (Pictures say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better

For the last time-

On second though, I think I've made my point