(Not 100% sure, but I think this is from a Bob Rivers albumIt's not Joan Osborne, but just a parody of her hit song "One Of Us")

If god had long hair-and a goatee,
and if eyes were pretty glazed-if he looked spaced out,
would you buy his story,
would you believe he had an eye infection

and yeah yeah, god looks baked,
yeah yeah, god smells good,
yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

what if god smoked cannibus,
hit the bong like some of us,
drove a tye-dyed microbus,
and he subscribes to rolling stone(d)

when god made this place in the beginning,
did he plant any seeds or did he put them there
for adam and eve, so they'd be hungry
for the apple that the snake was always offering

and yeah yeah, god rolls great,
yeah yeah, god smells good
yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

what if god smoked cannibus,
do you s'pose he had a buzz,
when he made the platypus,
when he created earth - our home

does he like pearl jam or the stones

and do you think he rolls his own

up there in heaven on the floor

and when the saints go marching home

maybe he sits and smokes bowl