If Only
By John S Hall and Dogbowl
King Missile (Dog Fly Religion) _They_
Shimmy Disc Europe SDE 9023/CD 1990

If only x 4
If only x 4

If only we could turn our heads into melons
Then we could squeeze them
And they would produce delicious juice

If only we could turn our heads into breads
We could slice ourselves up and make sandwiches [Sandwiches]

If only we could turn our heads into cheeses
We could jump into a mushroom omelette
And make it taste oh so much better

turn our heads into leaves of lettuce
Hanging out with the salad bowl
With tomatoes and carrots and some blue cheese dressing on top
That would be quite fine I think
If only we could do that
[If only x 2]

But we cannot
We cannot turn our heads into any kind of food at all
It simply cannot be done
We must look elsewhere for answers