Blow, you caught me off guard
Tried to breathe out
Then she made me cough hard
Contact the god and let him know to slip two in
Fine, how are you doing?

Can I get you a drink? This one's a shoe-in
Awkward situation that I'm on a mission to ruin
Her big butt and smile was like camo
Hit up the men' room, we need more ammo
Watch your 3 o'clock, a new recruit

That's her gin and Juicy Juice
Use a stick of Juicy Fruit
She just knew she was cute
It's in her own best interest
It's less stress

Hit her with the "Do you need a mint test"
It don't matter if she's slim or dressed to impress
It won't rest, fella's don't fess
Some of 'em just need to eat the whole thing of Crest

It's been a long day
It's just how the song say
I hope she don't take this the wrong way
You need a mint test