Take me up to tunnel
Meet me down at the Bow River
As long as I'm alive I will never ever die

Hot spring horny does a cannonball
Skinny dipping in the sweet sulphur water
We're high in the closet, maybe maybe not

The candles were dripping
In the underground cave
And the stars were shinning
Through the midnight pine trees
Wasted, pasted, with mud on your face

It's forty five minutes to heaven
So grab your magic marker
You could be immortal tonight

Take me up to tunnel
Meet me down at the Bow River
As long as I'm alive I will never ever die

Harley Davidson and Charles Bukowski
Are down by the water tackle and bait
Enemies of philosophy
But just for a moment friends

We serenade hippies lost and searching
We dance to Miles Davis
And I record the English beat freak
The bigger the bong, the bigger the fun
The bigger the fun, the better the time

It's forty five minutes to heaven
So grab your magic marker
You could be immortal tonight

Take me up to tunnel
Meet me down at the Bow River
As long as I'm alive I will never ever die