Like old Dr Pepper sometimes she's misunderstood
And like the Colonel's Chicken boys she's finger lickin' good
She knows when I need her and she's always super quick
When I reach to light a cigarette she's there to flickin' bics

She's my bic flicking baby and I want the world to know
That my Bic flicking baby's with me everywhere I go
I've tried Betty Sue and Mary Lou and I've always got my kicks
But they can't hold a light to baby when it comes to flicking bics

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She's my haticol my geritol my pepper upper too
Anytime it's smoking time she knows just what to do
She's built like Dolly Parton there's no problem she can't lick
Without fail when I inhale she's there to flick my bic

She's my bic flickin' baby and I want the world to know
That my Bic flicking baby's with me everywhere I go
I've tried Betty Sue and Mary Lou and I've always got my kicks
But they can't hold a light to baby when it comes to flicking bics

But they can't hold a light to baby when it comes to flickin' bics