Tell me all about your neighbour
Tell me something I don't know
His chest is thicker
I don't have to measure, I know that it's bigger

I don't know about your neighbour

Please don't talk about your nieghbour
I don't want to hear his name
He's built like a barrel
And his arms are large
And my arms are skinny

I really fear your neighbour

He probably owns a gun
But doesn't need it
He could squash me like a bug
And fix your car
At the same time

I just lost you to your neighbour
But I don't think that he's your type
He's always there
And he makes you cook
And you never cook

Retrieve a beer for your new neighbour
Where did I fall short?
When did you get so bored?
Where did I fall short?
When did you get so annoyed?