One day when I came home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went out to the back yard to find out if it was
One of those rent boys
Stood there was my neighbour called Peter
And a Flux Capacitor

He told me he built a time machine
Like the one in the film I've seen
Yeah yeah he said

I've been to the Year 3000,
Not much has changed but they lived under water,
And your great, great, great grand daughter,
Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)

He took me to the future in the flux thing and I saw everything,
Boybands and another one and another one and another one!
Triple breasted women swim around town totally naked!

We drove around in a time machine,
Like the one in the film I've seen
Yeah yeah he said

I've been to the Year 3000,
Not much has changed but they lived under water,
And your great, great, great grand daughter,
Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)

I took a trip to the Year 3000
This song had gone multi-platinum
Everybody brought our 7th album
It had outsold Michael Jackson