Don't bother going to class
'Cuz nobody cares if you cut
And it's not smart to experiment
With Ben Gay on your nuts
If you ask her out and she says maybe
What she really means is no way
And if you try to jerking off
behind the back stop
The team will be playin' that day
Oh YeAh!

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These are the things
I wish I knew
These are the things
I wish I knew
in high school
yeaaaah
These are the thingggs
I wish I knew in high school

Don't call the head jock a fag
Even if it's true,
And don't hold out for that one special girl
'Cuz she'll never have sex with you
No Way!

Chorus

*guitar solo type thing*

Don't let 'em see you cryin
No matter how it hurts
And nobody ever got laid
'Cuz they were wearing a Rush t-shirt

Chorus