Dear Sirs,
To whom is may concern
theres facts id like to learn
so many things i wanna know
especially trivial info paraphernalia
badges and regalia please send me everything

Cuz I
am interested in you
and everything you do
i find myself at all your shows
could you tell me were you buy your clothes
could you sign my little sisters face
put your signature any place and please send me a bio

Cuz we've got fan mail
we really really read it
Fan Mail
we really really read it

I sent you my letter now i want a reply
you dont know any better than you wont take your time
with my Fan Mail

So i would like to know just if and when
you'll be in town again
so that i could meet with you
and brag at my freinds at school
have you been all around the world
have you seen every kinda of girl
or are you from the other side

Cuz you
you cant believe everything that you read
with the hypocrisy and the greed
the papers all the things that they say
they dont tell me anything anyway
thats why ive gotta get it straight from you
without an obligation

My Fan Mail (oohs and ahhs)

Whats this i find to my suprise
those fans that i idolized
no longer seem to exist