Motorcycle Mossies
Wearing Nazi helmets
Very often pass
Goin nowhere fast
Elevator spits me out
Lobby exit heading south
Bratty fatty pigskinned punk
With AK47 mouth
Fly the angry skies
Frequent liar miles
Do it
Just pull the cord
Jump

Checking into Hotel Asylum
Nursing a case of TVD
Checking into Hotel Asylum
Where my best of friends - is just teleme

You don't have to tell me
Eating up the tele
See the household god
Feed the sorry sod
Even so this tiny mouse
Drains me with its tiny shreek!
Here i'm lying next to you
Like a tired enemy
Take a pill - take a pill
Go ahead and take a pill
Take a pill - take a pill
Cross reactions may occur
Mama's tears taste like novocaine
Daddy's they taste like rain, pain

Checking into Hotel Asylum
Nursing a case of TVD
Checking into Hotel Asylum
Where my best of friends in just teleme
I don't make any sense
And neither do I

Somebody help me see the light
Daylight has got me feeling dark
I hear the sun is hanging with the moon
(Smokin and drinkin)
Call all troops, I need a dime
Kidneys for sale, it's party time again
(We're getting festive)
Elvis is crawling on my neck
Trying to get in my voice's head
I've said it before
I'll say it once again
(I'm not going crazy