You got a problem with my cookie cutter life?
I'll Put you back in your place!
And if you looking at my cookie cutter wife,
I'll kick the smile off your face!
My only daughter is an honor role student,
And a goalie on the soccer ball team
I know it sounds a little boring at the moment,
But we aint exactly what we seem!

I got a woman with thirty-two teeth
And a daughter at a picket fence
And in the garage sits a little sedan,
And a minivan with just a couple of dents
All for a limited time,
It isn't dandy and fine because of my ignorance
Oh right now,
It seems to me,
My greatest enemy is common sense

Left! Right!
Left! Right!
Left! Right!
Left! Right!

Step up!
You think you can handle it?
Back off!
Don't make no demands of me!
Right now!
I'm sick of it all
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall!
So C'mon

The only problem with my cookie cutter life,
It's on me that everyone depends!
I always gotta take my cookie cutter knife,
And cut myself apart to meet those ends!
And every time I try to sit my family down,
Just to talk to me they never do!
I heard it's the only way to really get to know'em,
Now I know it's true!!

I finaly got a realization of where all my money goes
To my cars my house two bars,
My wife ass and up my daughters nose!
Told my shrink what I think about it all,
And he said that that's the way that it goes
Oh right now,
It dosn't comfort me,
To hear this is the life I chose!

Left! Right!
Left! Right!
Left! Right!
Left! Right!

Step up!
You think yo can handle it!
Back off!
Don't make no demands of me!
Right now!
I'm sick of it all,
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall
So c'mon

Step up!
You think you can handle it?
Back off!
Don't make no demands of me!
Right now!
Im Sick of it all,
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall
So Fuck Off!!

Left! Right!
Left! Right!
Left! Right!
Left! Right!

Step up!
You think you can handle it?
Back off!
Don't make no demands of me!
Right now!
I'm sick of it all,
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall
So C'mon

Step up!
Youthink yo can handle it?
Back off!
Don't make no demands of me!
Right now!
I'm sick of it all,
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall
So Fuck off!!