Holy Holy Mackerel (4x)
He's bald on top
He's got an artificial hip
He's gonna take a hop
He's gonna take a trip
He's weak in the knees
And he can't find his keys
But put your hands together
Cause he's here to please
He's a Flying Fishmonger (Flying Fishmonger)
He's a Flying Fishmonger (Death-defying wonder)
He's a Flying Fishmonger with nerves of steel
He's got an old bundle motor
And a pair of wheels