Here at last a hardcore game on the wii that's nasty
Stylized violence that we call comedy
Like itchy and scratchy, like tom and jerry(
I just stabbed a guy through the eye with a road sign
Pulled out his heart with my bare hands, do I feel alright?(

No I feel dirty, there's really something quite unnerving
About all the latent perving in the disturbing commentary

You're trying way too hard
Like a disillusioned nerd
Who thinks chainsaws and swear words will make you
The coolest kid in school

It's far too short and the weapons are far too few
And I have to redo the whole level
So I give you a headbutt with the nunchuk(

I feel giddy, visually it gets really busy
And my heart feels dizzy in this sadistic comic book

You're trying way too hard
Like a disillusioned nerd
Who thinks chainsaws and swear words will make you
The coolest kid in school