Hey everybody can I have your attention?
I wanna tell you about the world's most noble
profession
Always there for you, on that you can depend,
I'm talking about man's best friend
Serving us is how he thrives, touches all our lives

Tried and true, always there for you
Yeah, there for me and there you you too
He's never far, all around the world no matter where
you are
No matter where you are;
Cures my ills just like a doctor,
He's my friend, he's my bartender

Bartender, Bartender-
For all the things you do and just being you,
Say-Hey Bartender this song's for you!
Bartender, Bartender, my friend

Tried and true, always there for you
Yeah, there for me and there you you too
He's never far, all around the world
No matter where you are
No matter where you are;
Cures my ills just like a doctor,
He's my friend, he's my bartender

Bartender, Bartender-
Come on down here, let me get a beer my friend
Everybody grab a drink and raise it high,
and toast the bartenders of the whole world wide,
And to your favorite bartender in your hometown,
Everybody raise your glass and drink it down
Now rain or snow nor dark of night,
Is gonna keep him from serving you-ya got that? Right!
Alright, yeah!

He's a giant of a man, the king of kings,
Oh yeah he knows a lot about a lot of things
It's more than drinks, he does a whole lot more;
Gives advice, knows jokes and all the scores
Serving us is how he thrives, touches all our lives

Tried and true, always there for you
Yeah, there for me and there you you too
He's never far, all around the world
No matter where you are
No matter where you are;
Cures my ills just like a doctor,
He's my friend, he's my bartender

Bartender, Bartender-
For all the things you do and just being you,
Say-Hey Bartender this song's for you!
Bartender, Bartender, my friend-
Oh yeah, that's right!

This song is over, it's at its end,
This has been a tribute to man's best friend
BartenderBartenderBartender
BartenderBarkeep!!!