Baby we was makin' straight A's
but we was stuck in a dumb days
Don't take much to memorize your lies,
feels like i've been hypnotised,
and then that magic man,
he came to town, whoo wee,
he done spun my head around,
he said reccess is in session,
and 2 and 2 make 5,
and now baby oh i'm alive,
oh yeah i am alive,

and if you wanna be a teachers pet
well baby you just better forget it,
rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme,
You betta get me to school on time,
Oh yeah!
~funky solo (Jack Black)~
oh you know i was on the honour roll,
gettin good grades ain't got no soul,
raise my hand before i can
speak my mind,
i've been biting my tongue too many times,
and then that magic man took you away?
uh-huh,
do what magic man do, not what magic man say?
say what?
now can i please have the attention of the class,
todays ass-ignmentah hemm
KICK SOME ASS!

and if you wanna be the teachers pet,
well baby you just better forget it,
rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme,
you'd better get me to school on time,
and if you wanna b the teachers pet,
well baby you'd just betta forget it,
rock got no reason rock got no rhyme,
you betta get me to school on time,
yeah! Whooo

this is my final exam,
now y'all know who i am,
i might not be the perfect son,
but you'll be rockin when i'm done
~even better solo by Joey Gaydos JR(Zack)~