The time has come to talk about the place I work
my name's Ean and I'm a computer dork
I'm not as smart as Jon Von Zelowitz
but I have a good time playing this techno weenie gig

I answer questions that come as phone calls
features, drivers, upgrades and net installs
and once I had to despite my total shock
tell some guy just how to use a number lock
he didn't know how to use a number lock

We're a bunch of computer dorks
and that's the way we wanna be
just having fun but getting paid for work
I must be a computer geek

We go home and play on the internet
email, ftp, and the world wide we
Friday night I hang out with all my friends
We go surfin' out on the internet
you'll find me surfin' out on the internet