Intro:
Kyle: Everybody hates me!
Mr Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?
Kyle: Because I'm the son of the devil?
Mr Mackie: Uh huh! That's a good start Why else?
*music starts*
* contains dialouge from episodes*

Chorus: Kyle: Oh my god, they killed Kenny You bastard!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say something Mr Hanky!
Mr Hanky: AAAAAHHHHH!
Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Dude! Kenny is dead!
Chef: Hello there children! Let me sing you a little song
" I'm gonna make love to yo woman"
Man: Well you ain't Fiona Affle,
and if you ain't Fiona Affle I don't
give a rat's ass!
What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Kyle: Whoa dude that's disgusting!
Stan: Whoa dude! How do ya have sex with a chicken?
At least I'm not a little pig (beep)
Pip: SHOOAA!
Cartman: YOU GET YOUR B**CH ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN,
AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!
Mr Hat: YOU GO TO HELL!
Stan: You bite my dick!
Cartman: Screw you too!
Mrs Cartman: Well, sure, hon
Cartman: KICK ASS!
*gun cock*
Cartman: Hey! I'll blow your friggin head off, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!
Mr Mackey: Well your one screwed up little kid, you understand?
Cartman: He's a very disturbed little boy
Mrs Cartman: You want some cheesy poofs?
Cartman: I don't want cheesy poofs!
Mrs Cartman: You can have just an incy bit can't you?
Cartman: Well?
Mrs Cartmaan: Just incy wincy woo woo?
Cartman: GODDAMMIT!
Mrs Cartman: I got you some cheesy poofs and snacky time
Cartman: AAHHH!
Mrs Cartman: Just an incy wincy woo woo?

CHORUS

Mr Garrison: DUMBASS! What a retard!
Stan: You fat (beep) screw you
Kyle's mom: *gasp*
Mr Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!
Man: Fruitcake!
Cartman: Bitch!
Wendy: YOU DO THINGS LIKE A FREAKKKKK!!!
Cartman: Well, I was standing out in the field
and I had a huge satalite dish stivkin
out of my butt And then there was hundreds
of cows and ailens and then
I went up on the ship and Scott Bayo gave me pinkeye(echoing)
Stan: What the hell are you talking about?
Mr Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Wendy: Life is gross!
Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pip: Lunchy munchys, hmm?
Stan : Oh yeah! Well at least my mom's not
on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine!
Cartman: Damned! Will you shut the hell up!

CHORUS with talking on Jesus and Pals

Man: Barbra Streisand?
Chef: Barbra Sreisand?
Barbra Streisand: I'm Barbra Streisand!
Man: Barbra Streisand?
Chef: Barbra Srteisand?
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Man: Better luck, son!
Barbra Streisand: There's that little hick!
Stan: You ugly skank!
Cartman : Got to remember the good times,
bet anyone would! *screaming*

CHORUS then Cartman sings "Kyle's Mom's A Bitch"