[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new C'mon
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that So far ba--, off to a bad start
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it Okay

[sung]

I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheese is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheese is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on
Get it on!

Dianetics Jr much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the back),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

[spoken]
Dude, that was TNT