There were some scientists
Trying to figure out the Sasquatch riddle,
Then they figured out it was a missing link

In search of Sasquatch,
that was a kick-ass In Search Of
with Leonard Nimoy
kickin' out the jamsha!

He captured imagination,
Of people all around the globe

His name was Sasquatch, so I'm told

His legend's ancient
in the ancient scribe of the indian tribe
Apache tribe

Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot, now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape, not human no you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit, no fuckin' way
No, you know he's real
Real, real, real real, real, real, really real, real

--Interrupted by JB & KG talking to Sasquatch--

Sasquatch,
We know your legend's real
Sasquatch,
We know your love is real
Sasquatch,
You and Tenacious D, arereal