WOLF
Good day, young lady
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Good day, Mr Wolf
WOLF
Whither away so hurriedly?
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
To my Grandmother's
WOLF
Andwhere might your grandmother live?
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD:
Her house stands under the three large oak trees
WOLF
Mmmh
Unhh
Look at that flesh,
Pink and plump
Hello, little girl
Tender and fresh,
Not one lump
Hello, little girl
This one's especially lush,
Delicious
Mmmh
Hello, little girl,
What's your rush?
You're missing all the flowers
The sun won't set for hours,
Take your time
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Mother said,
"Straight ahead,"
Not to delay or be misled
WOLF
But slow, little girl,
Hark and hush-
The birds are singing sweetly
You'll miss the birds completely,
You're traveling so fleetly
Grandmother first,
Then Miss Plump
What a delectable couple:
Utter perfection-
One brittle, one supple-
One moment, my dear-!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Mother said,
"Come what may,
Follow the path
And never stray"
WOLF
Just so, little girl-
Any path
So many worth exploring
Just one would be so boring
And look what you're ignoring
Think of those crisp,
Aging bones,
Then something fresh on the palate,
Think of that scrumptious carnality
Twice in one day-!
There's no possible way
To describe what you feel
When you're talking to your meal
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Mother said
Not to stray
Still I suppose,
A small delay
Granny might like
A fresh bouquet
Goodbye, Mr Wolf
WOLF
Goodbye, little girl
And hello