She's the prettiest girl & town & she sure knows it
The way she walks & the way she talks sure shows it
I hate that stuck-up so-&-so
But there's one thing I gotta know
Where 's she live, what's her number & how can I meet her?

She comes on like she's so high-class & well-bred
But I never saw a girl with such a swell head
She's got herself a night, I'll wait
She thinks I'll ask her for a date
But where 's she live, what's her number & how can I meet her?

(Spoken):
She's in love with herself; you know the kind
Always puttin' on airs!

The guys in town all think she's Mona Lisa
& she's got 'em all goin' out of their way to please her
Well Miss C's a mystery
But she don't do a thing to me
But where 's she live, what's her number & how can I meet her?
How can I meet her? How can I meet her