A Bert and Ernie Singalong
Ernie
Bert

[Watery sounds]
Yanky Doodle went to town
A-riding on his pony
Ahhh, I love taking my bath, peace and
Quiet,
all alone
[knock-knock-knock knock-knock]
[Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock]
and called it macaroni
Oh! two, three
Hi buddy Bert
Oh, hi Ernie, oh hey will you close
The door, Ernie there's a draft
Oh just a second Bert
Ern Ernie
What are you do?
You can't push the piano through the
Bathroom door
Why, sure I can, Bert, watch
[Grunt, bump, grunt, tinkle, KA-bump]
Aahhgh!
see
Ernie?
*Klech-ksh-crsh-sh-sh*
Wh-WHAT are you doing with
A piano
in the bathroom!?
Oh Bert! I heard you singing in
The tubby there
Yeh?
And so I thought I
Would just come and sing along
I don't WANT you to sing-along,
But
I want you to get out
but everybody sounds better
Singing in the bathroom Bert
You know
I don't want the piano in here Ernie
well Sure, Bert, what's a
Sing-along without a piano?
[starts to play piano]
It's ME, that's what it is Alone!
Listen to that Bert
Stop that playing
Doesn't that sound nice
Stop it right now
Doesn't that make you just want
To sing-along
makes me want to see you
Out of here
No, Bert, listen:
[sings]
Gee, Bert
What?
It's so much fun
No, it's not
I know you'll like it
I won't like it
Once you've begun
I won't begin!
Ernie I have to scrub my toes
I've got to wash my hair
We, Bert
What?
Could have a ball
No way!
If I could get you
*simmer*
To sing at all
[ends song but plays for Bert]
NO!
[sings]
I refuse to sing-al
Ong
I won't
But, Bert
So please don't ask me if I want to
'cause I don't
Pretty Please?
Although for you I would do
Almost anything,
Really?
Along is one way which I
Do not want to sing
But, listen
[Sings]
Ol' bud-dy
It will make you Happy
When you start to sing a Snappy
Little number that will
Bounce you right along
No
Like "Farmer in the Dell" or
"Old MacDonald had a Farm" or
Maybe "What's the Name of that Song"
No!
So if you use a lot of voice
You'll love it that you've got a voice
And even if the notes you sing are wrong
Ernie!
You'll do a favor for us
If you lift your voice in chorus
For a swinging sing-along song
E: It will make you Hap - py
B: I re - fuse
E: when you start to sing a snap - py
B: to sing - a - long
E: lit - tle num - ber that will bounce you
B: I won't!
E: right a - long
B: so please
E: like "Far - mer in the Dell" or
B: don't ask me if
E: "Old Mac - Don - ald had a Farm" or
B: I want to 'cause
E: may - be "What's-the-Name-of-that-Song"
B: I don't
E: So
B: al
- though for you
E: if you use a - lot of voice you'll
B: I would do al -
E: love it that you've got a voice and
B: most an - y - thing
E: ev - en if the notes you sing are
B:
E: wrong
B: a - long
E: you'll do a fa - vor for us
B: is one way which
E: if you lift your voice in chor - us
B: I do not want
E: for a swing-ing sing-along song
B: to sing
ErnIE!
Please, Bert
What?
You'll like it too
No, I won't!
We'll sing Together
Ahhhgh
Just me and you
No! I refuse to sing-along
That's it
And in the bathtub? it's ridiculous!
I Quit!
That's that
That's that!
Gee, Bert, that was wonderful