John was a metal-headed monster
he caught a piece of the earth
and sometimes he flew off the handle
and that was his handle
Jack Hammer
c'mon, c'mon good buddy
he's Jack Hammer
Jonathan, Jonathan H-A-M-M-E-R
He had a fist full of dirt
had a shirt
he had boots
they were black
his fist came so close she had a wind attack
he's Jack Hammer
he's Jack Hammer
Mouth like a power saw
head like a radio
hand like a bear paw
pants full of tadpoles
he's Jack Hammer
he's Jack Hammer