He's guilty of mayhem exposure indecent
Freaked out behavior both chronic and recent
Drinking and driving narcotics possession
And that's just page one of his ten page confession
I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us
But this is LA and your rich and famous!
I'm checkin' in He's checkin' in
I'm checkin' in Checkin' chekin' chekin'
No more pills or alcohol, no more pot or Damerol
No more stinkin' fun at all!
I'm checkin' in He's checkin in
No more looking pale and thin;
No more bugs beneath your skin
Hey that's just my aspirin!
Chuck it out! your checking in!