I think I'll ring Kendra
(ring, ring) Hello, It's Olga Can I speak to Kendra please?
Just hold on a minute pet Kendra? Olga's on the phone
Do you want to speak to him?
AhhhI cannot!
I first saw Kendra at a pub called the Ramside Hall, in Durham
so sweet and tender but she didn't even see me at all, no
She looked so nice, she smelled so fine, oh how I wished that Kendra was
mine
five foot one, and eyes that were blue, a smile that made me melt oh
what could i do?
I had to get Kendra's telephone number really quick, yes
If I came srtaight to the point it would do the trick, yes
I asked her if she'd like to go out with me,
She said that she was flattered but I just couldn't see why she said
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Ahhh, Olga I cannot
My boyfriend's sitting on the seaty
he does not want, you to see me, so
Olga I cannot
I was really de-pressed what could I do, I was blue
I'll ring her up again, in a day or two On Monday
Her boyfriend wasn't there, so I felt lucky
hows about now, baby, come out with me and she said
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I would if I could but I don't think I should
I can't, well I can, but I shan't, It's not good man
Olga I cannot
I'm sorry that I ever ran,
She said, "Don't be dafted, ahh Olga man"
I want to see you don't get me wrong
I'll contact you soon, It won't be long
but at the moment I cannot
I called Kendra another 50 times on the phone yes
she agreed to meet me but I should have known yes
I wound the window down, in the Rolls Royce
I said "jump in the back" and then I heard a voice
start to say start to saayyy start to saaayyyyyy
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I'm going to Laurette, for my holiday in Spain
but when I get back, I still cannot begin, so
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I talked it over with me mum and me dad
but even me sister and the dog thinks you're mad
so Olga Olga Ah, Olga I cannot