Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
It's time for me to say this,
Addressing all you guys,
Except for all the drag queens,
Who deserve a nobel prize
But the straight guys,
They don't realize,
What we go through everyday,
And it's alot
Now it's time for
All us females
To remind you
Just in case
You all forgot,
The seven things guys don't have to do,
Shave legs,
Give birth,
Aunt flow,
Wear skirts,
Wax armpits,
Hey it hurts!
Wear pantyhoes,
And paint your toes, too
High heels,
Pluck brows,
Skip meals,
Count pounds,
Some girls have to carry
Heavy mounds,
Were way past seven now,
But I'll keep going anyhow,
Uncomfy thongs,
Tight bras,
Tampons,
Blow our money on beauty salons,
Flat iron burns,
And health concerns
From hair dye fumes
And the reason why
We do these crazy things
That we do,
Is we do it for you
Sometimes were hard to deal with,
That we can't deny,
Just think of what we go through,
See that's the reason, why
Shave legs,
Give birth,
Aunt flow,
Wear skirts,
Wax armpits,
Hey it hurts!
Wear pantyhoes,
And paint your toes, too
Uncomfy thongs,
Tight bras,
Tampons,
Blow our money on beauty salons,
Flat iron burns,
And health concerns
From hair dye fumes
And the reason why
We do these crazy things
That we do,
Is we do it for you