Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right,
Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well I've never used a phone booth,
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just tell me once again: Who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail,
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds,
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined,
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way,
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry,
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Woo woo woo When I sit around the house,
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know you know you know--come on
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat--you know, hoo
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And the whole world knoes I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again--who's fat?