I hand you a card
Why don't I give you a ring?
They'd be a great band
If that guy could sing
Dresses like Lee Marvin
Dances like Dave Graney
And he'll do anything
If you just promise to pay him

They just started in the bedroom
It's a legal thing

That old pair of shoes will
Always let you down
No matter how good they look
The sex would always drown
Sorry I can't work you're my ???
Two more hours go
And the minute's just dying

They just started in the bedroom
It's a legal thing

I hand you that card
Why don't you give me a ring?
They'd be a great band
If that guy could sing
Dresses like Lee Marvin
Never dance like Dave Graney
And he'll do anything
If you just promise to pay him

They just started in the bedroom
It's a legal thing