Today I built myself a life
Using nothing but hammers and nails
I tried to figure myself out
But I obviously failed

Yeah, I plucked out all my ribs
And I tried to start from scratch
But my heart ended up inside of my stomach
And my eyes were watching my back

Look at me, I'm a nervous wreck
It must have been about a week since I have slept
Only thing I have to show for it
Is a bunch of empty bottles in this drunken mess

Today I watched the sunrise
To see what the fuss was about
I thought it was overrated
All I could see was clouds

Yeah, I'll be the first one to admit I'm a miserable excuse for a man
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse
I assure you that it can
And it will

Look at me, I'm a nervous wreck
It must have been about a week since I have slept
Only thing I have to show for it
Is a bunch of empty bottles in this drunken mess
So, they say the grass is greener on the other side
But I don't think I'll make it on the other side
(Ahhahh) I think that I'll just drink a lot and stay right here
(Ahhahh) I think that I'll just drink a lot and stay right here
(Ahhahh) I think that I'll just drink a lot and stay right here
(Ahhahh) I think that I'll just drink a lot and stay, right here

Look at me, I'm a nervous wreck
It must have been about a week since I have slept
Only thing I have to show for it
Is a bunch of empty bottles in this drunken mess

Look at me, I'm a nervous wreck
It must have been about a week since I have slept
Only thing I have to show for it
Is a bunch of empty bottles in this drunken mess

Look at me, I'm a nervous wreck
It must have been about a week since I have slept
Only thing I have to show for it
Is a bunch of empty bottles in this drunken mess

WOOO, drunk, drink, HEY, I'm NOT DRIVING!