I want my MTV
Fuck that shit
It's not for me
Chris Hardwick can suck my dick
Just a bunch of trendy pricks
Heshers, gangsters and bangers ,too
Which category would be for you?

House of Style so hella odd
Beavis and Butthead, oh my god
MTV people nation wide
Makes me want to run and hide
Makes me want to duck inside
Mtv sucks!

Jenny McCarthy got her own show
Don't you agree, she is a hoe
All the time she acts like a ditz
Don't you just love those silicon tits?
What about that Carmen Elektra?
I wanna fuck her, so do you I betcha
They take their clothes off
And they show it too you
Maybe if I'm naked
I'd get a show too!!!

Mtv people nation wide
Makes me want to run and hide
Makes me want to duck inside
MTV sucks!