The indie kids are a bunch of snobs
They complain my timing's all off
I think timing is for stupid fucks! Why do they think I
Play PUNK ROCK!!!
Steve Albini playing god of indie heaven, stupid dorks

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
I'm not a vegan and I have had sex,
Keeping time in seven and eleven!

So some hard-line kids tried to kick my ass
They're anti-choice, they're facist youth,
They're nothing but a bunch of jocks!
If you're not like them they want to clean your clock
Their songs all sound like metal tunes!

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!

But what about punk rock?
What about punk rock? Hahahaha
REALLY WEAK!!!!!
I've been told emo songs are deep, which translates into
All they ever do is cry, did something get caught in their eyes?
I just can't understand it all,
Even I don't only bawl
My girlfriend dumped me
Boohoohoo (Be a man)
And I'm really really hurt

It sux, you suck, It sux, you suckIndie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!
Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, YOU SUCK!