Opened up a letter, I wrote to myself
It was postmarked 7 years before
What are the reasons why I don't want no babies?
I will not insult intelligence and sit here and name these
I knew then that later, I was going to ignore
A change on the inside?
Or a switch on the outside?
We're going down, down, down, down, down
I have two important pieces of paper now
This one says "give this boy a job"
But they don't come too often anymore
The other says, "you two love each other very very much"
So celebration flows but sanction ebbs
Can you believe I want a child now?
After so much whining, and resistance to
A change on the inside?
Or a switch on the outside?
We're going down, down, down, down, down
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You were always talking about
Whoa oh oh,
You were always talking about
Whoa oh oh
What modification is next?
Please don't be spiritual solution
Do I need to write a letter to myself?
Stop Judge Evolution!
A change on the inside?
Or a switch on the outside?
We're going down, down, down, down, down
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