[Rose:] Have an eggroll, Mr Goldstone

Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair
Have a spare rib, Mr Goldstone
Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share!

Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork
Put your feet up Feel at home
Have a smoke, have a Coke
Would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have June recite a poem!

Have a leechie, Mr Goldstone
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Ginger peachy, Mr Goldstone
Have a kumquat, have two!
Everybody give a cheer
Santa Claus is sitting here
Mr Goldstone I love you!

Have a Goldstone, Mr Eggroll
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Have some fried rice, Mr Soy Sauce
Have a cookie, have a few!
What's the matter, Mr G?
Have another pot of tea
Mr Goldstone I love you!

[Herbie:] There are good stones and bad stones

and curbstones and gladstones
and touchstones and such stones as them

[Rose:] There are big stones and small stones

and grind stones and gall stones,

[All:] but Goldstone is a gem!

There are milestones, there are mill stones
There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue
But we don't want any old stone,
only Goldstone will do!
Moon stones, sun stones
We all scream for one stone
Mr Goldstone we love you!
Goldstone!