There's a song tonight that I don't wanna sing
It seems like I'm complaining about something I've lost interest in
So I sing "ba da badbabababa, here we go again"

There's a crowd tonight that I'm not gonna please
Feels I'm desperately reaching for something that was there for, like, a day
It went away and now I have nothing left to say
So I'm not gonna stay going "hey! hey! hey! hey!"
Baby, I won't impress you no matter what

There's a man tonight that I don't wanna meet
Everyone's competing to be famous
I don't even wanna be on a list of D-Rate celebrities
I think I'd rather leave
I've got my bag over my sleeve and my ticket out of town expires tonight

Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well, it sucks, but no one does
Get used to staying out of touch with everyone you'll ever meet
Continue feeling awkward in all social surroundings

I'm not feeling very young these daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays