Hi, my name is stereo mike

Yeah, we got three tickets to the bran van concert happening this monday night at the pacific pallisades
You can all dial in if you want to answer a couple of questions, namely, what is todds favourite cheese
Jackie just called up and said it was a form of roquefort well see about that

Give us a ring-ding-ding! it's a beautiful day

Yeah todd, this is liquid ring-a-ding-a-dinging, want those three bran van tickets man waddya think? todd, you there?

I woke up again this morning with the sun in my eyes,
When mike came over with a script surprise
A mafioso story with a twist,
A too wong foo, julie newmar hitch,
Get your ass out of bed, he said:
Ill explain it on the way

But we did nothing, absolutely nothing that day, and I say:
What the hell am I doing drinking in la at 26?
I got the fever for the flavour, the payback will be later, still I need a fix

And the girls on the bus kept on laughing at us,
As we rode on the ten down to venice again
Flaring out the g-funk,
Sipping on a juice and gin,
Just me and a friend
Feeling kinda groovy,
Working on a movie (yeah right!)

But we did nothing, absolutely butkis that day, and I say:
What the hell am I doing drinking in la at 26?

With my mind on my money and my money on my beer, beer!

I know that life is for the taking, so I better wise up, and take it quick

Yeah, one more time at trader vics

Some men there wanted to hurt us,
And other men said we werent worth the fuss
We could see them all bitching by the bar,
About the fine line, between the rich and the poor
Then mike turned to me and said:
What do you think we got done son?

Weve got a conclusion, and I guess that's something, so I ask you:
What the hell am I doing drinking in la at 26?
I got the fever for the nectar, the payback will be later, still I need a fix

We need to fix you up, call me monday and maybe well fix it all up

Hell-a-la, hell hell-a-la!

So I ask you:
What the hell am I doing drinking in la at 26?

Hell-a-la, hell hell-a-la