Wake up Jones
Stop sleeping on your mama's couch
Waiting for it to happen
Get off home with your yellow finger tips
And belly full of whata could beens
Well I could do, but I'm happy doing nothing
This way the days get
Longer

I'm not giving it away
You wouldn't have me any other way would you
I'm not deliberately lame
It's just the way I am
And you like anyway
I don't half do it wrong
When I do it wrong I do it right
Some of us have it but some people don't
Have the nerve

Well that's all fine
But your big ass is growing
And your hairs got longer than mine
It's about time you thought about somebody else
And get yourself off the line
But I hear you but I'd rather be a nothing
This way the days get
Longer

I'm not giving it away
You wouldn't have me any other way would you
I'm not deliberately lame
It's just the way I am
And you like anyway
I don't half do it wrong
When I do it wrong I do it right
Some of us have it but some people don't
Have the nerve

Get out Jones
I've had enough of your good for nothing hanging around
Yeah I hear you
But I'd rather be a nothing
This way the days get
Longer

I'm not giving it away
You wouldn't have me any other way would you
I'm not deliberately lame
It's just the way I am
And you like anyway
I don't half do it wrong
When I do it wrong I do it right
Some of us have it but some people don't
Have the nerve