Muffy's a girl that I used to know
Play her song on my stereo
Searching around in this whole wide world
I said I love her, she said

Muffy's my girl, she's a five foot two
Fell in love at a barbecue
Went for a walk and just around the bend
I said I love her, she said

I swear you're the only one

Muffy's the one and she loved to tease
Licked her lips at her enemies
I can't believe that I got this girl
I said I love her, she said

Muffy she said I was the only one
But I could tell there was something wrong
I saw my little baby kiss another boy
I said I love her, she said

I swear you're the only one

Now Muffy's in love with this other guy
She leaves today and I want to cry
Never never never should've said those words
I said I love her, she said