There's no reason to wake up
I put on my wig and my make up
I strut my tight ass across the street
A man in a dress, I feel so sweet
Saw Lou Reed giving head down in Soho
I wasn't really there, but Johnny
He told me so
I wanna be Mark E Smith
I got my act down, I got the riffs
I'll form a band, I'll get the best
He's look so cute wearing my new dress
Saw Lou Reed giving head down in Soho
I wasn't really there, but Johnny
He told me so
I wanna be the lead singer for the Fall
I wanna have gold records wall to wall
No, you cannot!
I'm taking off my clothes on stage
I'll be like Mark E Smith someday
All the old men look at me
I'm thinking of you, Mark
I'm thinking of you!
Saw Lou Reed giving head down in Soho
I wasn't really there, but Johnny
He told me so