That party, that party
Was the worst thing that has ever happened to me
Black eye, I'm bleeding
But I'm breathing by myself
Those girls, those guys
They all want me
They all want me dead
I should have never
Should have never ever, no
Should have said the things I said to her

But I think she's on to me
She's starting to get up
Well, I think she's looking for me, for me
She's starting to fall

And I said, "Pleased to meet you, baby,"
How do you do, what you do?
And I'll forgive you, maybe
If you convince him not to do what he came to do
(Black eye and bleeding, but I'm fine)
What he came to do
(A suckerpunch is all he had)

And I know now
I'm terribly sorry man
Is this your girlfriend clinging to my hand?
Oh no, what will become of me
In the backyard of that party?

I think I'm doing rather well on my own
And I know I don't need you
It's impossible to please you
I got it covered with the sofa pulled out
Try to relax and sleep
And don't wake up me up tonight
No, don't wake me
Don't wake me up
Especially tonight
No, don't wake me
Don't wake up me up tonight

And I said, "Pleased to meet you, baby,"
How do you do, what you do?
And I'll forgive you, maybe
If you convince him not to do what he came to do
(Black eye and bleeding, but I'm fine)
What he came to do
(A suckerpunch is all he had on me)

We came alone
And we left together
It shut him up to see who won her over
We came alone
And we left together
It shut him up to see who won her over
We came alone
And we left together

Pleased to meet you, baby
How do you do, what you do?
And I'll forgive you, maybe
If you convince him not to do

Pleased to meet you, baby
How do you do, what you do?
And I'll forgive you, maybe
If you convince him not to do what he came to do
(Black eye and bleeding, but I'm fine)
What he came to do
(A suckerpunch is all he had)