Ninjas! kunoichi and oniwaban unite
Dealing in murder by blowdarts tonight
Your shogun is calling, order is falling
It's time to strap up and obey the calling

Shinobi, cast off your farmers apparel
An old allegiance is needed in the time of DARYL
Put down your sodoku, stick on your shoku
Climb down from your tree and kill people with me

Fighting! Iron fisted men
Masked faces drop from above
All ninjas join forces and hands
Guerrilla warfare tonight!

A window is open a mind draws a blank
A deadly puffer fish is missing from the tank
A whisper a shadow out in the thickets
Silent shinigami with his pockets full of crickets

A man? 'tis a ninja, the mantis strikes!
A large group of peasants are set upon with pikes
A creak right behind your chair
Blood and bones and teeth and guts and dinner everywhere

You've murdered your friends and lovers and tramps
Chopped of their heads while backflipping down ramps
Now back to your hole, there's no time to pause
Cast off your katanas, smoke bombs and claws

Next time they insult the Ten Tigers of Canton
They won't find their demise unfounded or wanton
Dishing out dead legs in the bitter chill
Killed you have done, and done well was the kill