Holly is a poet, a heathen and a sadist,
a punk-rock demigod and intellectual rapist
Wendy is the architect of all her friends' ambitions
She confiscates her penises and trades them on commission
And I
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight
I wonder why
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight
Susie has a nice ass and tits like Gibraltar,
but she's just about young enough-
I think I could adopt her
Miriam is perfect
She's an angel and an artist,
but I expect to fuck it up as soon as I have started
And I
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight
I wonder why
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight
There's something (something something)
in the way you cry
Something sort of sexy
You know you like it
Is there something (something something)
Something on your mind?
Tell me what you're thinking
God knows we're trying
Mona is a miracle of simple contradictions
She's a nouveau-iconoclast with new-age superstitions
Selma is a creature who likes to play the martyr
Cause life is hard, so she intends to be harder
And I
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight
I wonder why
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight
Lucy's never been in love,
but she's been a lover
She gives herself away
Then, she gives it to another
Miriam is perfect
She's an angel and an artist,
but I expect to fuck it up as soon as I have started
And I
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight
I wonder why
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight
There's something (something something)
in the way you cry
Something sort of sexy
You know you like it
Is there something (something something)
Something on your mind?
Tell me what you're thinking
God knows we're trying
I don't deserve the love that you've got to give
Give your heart to another man
Let another kiss your lips
I know I'm broken, but
I'm not the only one
All I need is I don't know
Fuck! It just ain't fair
But I
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight
I wonder why
I'm afraid to kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss that girl tonight